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Thursday, April 9, 2009

At Half Mast-ers

The Masters starts today.


And in more relevant and important news, John Olerud wears helmets.

For everyone other than you avid golf fans, The Masters starting today means there is no watching ESPN during the day today or tomorrow. Unless of course you can't fall asleep during your afternoon nap. In which case, suggest you turn it on... You will never fall asleep any faster. Unless you stumble upon Bob Ross painting some mountains on PBS.

If you're like any normal sports fan in America, you'll just turn into the final hole on Sunday. (if it's close) If it's not close then you'll just hear about it on Sportscenter next Monday morning.

Those MET-RX Strongest Man Competitions that normally play early afternoons don't seem so bad anymore now, do they?

If only we could just chalk Tiger up for another win and skip it. I mean honestly, there is no way he will lose... Knock on Wood(s).


(If The Masters' logo [above] was really a hole, the green being the size of America, what would the par be for it? Like a Par 5... million?)

2 comments:

Will said...

well done Austin! im a fan of this blog!

Zack hit a walk off tonight dawg!

Clayton said...

You couldn't be more wrong about sports fans not liking the Masters except for on Sunday. The Masters is considered by tons of people to be in the top 5 sporting events in the entire year. Myself included. If I'm keeping a tally of points for this blog, major deductions just took place!

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