then you just found yourself a new favorite athlete.
You can call him Ron Ron (because we know that you college students are in to nicknames).
We all know that Ron Ron likes to fight.
We all know that Ron Ron doesn't like commitment. (Sorry, chicks.)
And now, thanks to the newest issue of The Sporting News (to hit newsstands tomorrow) we know that Ron Ron likes to PARTY!
But not only that, Ron Ron likes to party during games.
In an interview with The Sporting News, Ron Ron openly admitted to drinking in the locker room.
"I used to drink Hennessy ... at halftime."At first read, this may sound surprising. But once you think about it, it all starts to make sense.
"I [kept it] in my locker. I'd just walk to the liquor store and get it."
Think about it. What happens to people when they drink?
- They get very possessive.
- They make stupid decisions that they often times regret. (Or at least should.)
- They want to fight. Always. It doesn't matter who or what.
- They sometimes put on sluttier clothes.
- Or sometimes they just take off their shirt all together.
- They a lot of times turn gay and try to kiss other dudes.
In the article, Artest has admitted his wild ways and has claimed to tone it down recently. However he did say that he still likes to "party and I have fun."
So whether or not you are in the market for a new favorite athlete and you are in college, Ron Artest is your new favorite athlete.
"When I was a 19-year-old father, whew. I was a single pimp! I was wild," he told SN. "A lot of marijuana and alcohol -- even before [that age]. ... I [still] party and I have fun, but not like I used to. I used to drink every night and party every night."