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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Who Not to Start - Fantasy Week 13

Who Not To Start - Week 13:

Ethan Albright

Really all I needed to do to convince you not to start Ethan Albright is post the above picture. He's an awkward looking ginger who looks better suited as a shift manager at Walgreens than an NFL player. I could go on and on with random facts supporting my argument against including Ethan in your lineup this week but honestly, I've got better things to do this afternoon such as watch the National Championship SEC Championship Game and celebrate Kentucky's big win over the defending national champions (please click that). 8-0 baby! Thank you this guy:

John Wall

Irrelevant? Yes. Back to the topic at hand, Ethan Albright's terribleness. Not only is he bad, he is actually the worst player in the NFL. According to Madden 10, he is indeed the worst player as made clear by his overall rating of 53, the lowest in the game. Enough talk. Lets look at some more pictures of Ethan!










Wow, those were epic. So, he's a clown of a human, plays for the Redskins, is a long snapper, the worst player in the NFL, and is a Carolina fan apparently. All very valid reasons to never consider starting him. That's all I have.

2 comments:

Will said...

This article left me with one question.

Has there ever been a successful ginger in the NFL?

Rocky Boiman said...

me asshole

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