This is a new recurring post that I would like to bring to Korked Bats. It's called Huff n' Fluff (the name may change because its kinda gay) and in it I will take recent sports news and just make some jokes about each one.
So without wasting any more time, let's bring on the Fluff...
Last night was Game 1 of the WNBA Finals with the Indiana Fever beating the Pheonix Mercury. It was actually the highest scoring game in WNBA History, 120-116.
What did the girls do after the big win?
The Eagles announced that they only signed the aging veteran to bring more publicity to the team by starting a reality show called, "Welcome Back Trotter".
If you don't think that's funny, then "Up your nose with a rubba' hose!"
Yesterday the Eagles also released veteran quarterback Jeff Garcia. The same Jeff Garcia that they signed two weeks ago.
It's alright Jeff... Your stint with with the Eagles lasted longer than most of my relationships with girls.
And probably longer than Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odoms marriage. So hold your head up high.
Plus, this gives Jeff a chance to get with more NFL teams than Jessica Simpson.
In my eyes (and probably the eyes of every other SEC team), Kentucky won that game. ESPN about crapped their pants when Tebow went out. Any season ending injury for Tebow means hours worth of material that they need to find to fill time on their station with.
However, last Saturday's game revealed the question that the only Kryptonite left on Earth lies in Kentucky's two star Caucasian redshirt freshman, Taylor Wyndham.
Side Note: Does Kentucky ALWAYS run the Wildcat Offense?
Brady Quinn is now benched and Derek Anderson will start Sunday against the Cincinnati Bengals.
Get excited Browns fans! Your offense just went from sucking big time to just sucking.
That's it for the first edition of Huff n' Fluff. If you have any jokes or comments about any of todays news topics or any other news topics from around the sports world, share them below in the comments section. We would love to hear from you and we may use some of your material here on the site.
Also, we are looking for ideas of better names for these Huff n' Fluff posts.